Lady-On-Stilts

Lyrics to Schnauser songs penned by Strawbridge/Davey, if yer interested…

 

Fail Better

 

How many died no-one

Who knew they’d be someone?

 

Let me be clear

All you can do dear

Is try again

Try again

Try again harder

Fail again

Fail again

Fail again better

 

Hope floats cos sorrow swims

Drags you in

Pulls you under

Just enough

Get yourself a life buoy

Get yourself a life girl

 

How many died certain

They should have been

All the things

They’d never been

 

 

There’s no confusion

Only one solution

Try again

Try again

Try again harder

Fail again

Fail again

Fail again better

 

Pick yourself up again

Spit your teeth out again

Sisyphus was a puss

Easy, easy, easy

 

 

I would

 

I know you’ll never ask

But if you did I would

 

You may be appalled

When you see that I’ve called

But I’ve not been feeling myself lately

I’ve become a man belatedly

No more practising on my own

No more waiting by the phone

So just to let you know

I’m ready to go

I’m raring to go

And if it ever crossed your mind

I think you’ll find

I would

 

I know you’ll never ask

But if you did I would

 

You need to take me up a peg

I need to feel your inside leg

If you’re ever feeling frisky

And prepared for something risky

Look no further

Your search is over

I would

 

I know you’ll never ask

But if you did I would